Chatting to God... //2//

Chestia asta cu doamne-doamne poate fi teribil de amuzantă! :)))
S-ar putea să-mi creeze dependenţă. Mai ales atunci când, după ce aproape recunoaşte că e femeie, că e creat nu creator, se împiedică în oglinzi şi...rămâne fără replică.:)))

Poftiţi de râdeţi:

Me:

good evenenig

God:

Thanks for the compliment. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

about the compliment?

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about the compliment.

Me:

why it is raining?

God:

Why do I exist?

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

I'd like to hear the explanation now, or I won't be able to sleep :)

God:

Why would you want to do it? I will play it on your soundcard.

Me:

please...

God:

Please what?

Me:

please play it

God:

Wow you are very polite. Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

a piano

God:

How old are you?

Me:

how old do you think I am?

God:

Is this a trick question?

You said you were years old?

My guess is that you are really a kid.

Me:

yes, it is so...I kept close my inner child:)

God:

Far out. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? :-) I haven't heard anything like that before: said kept close his or her inner child.

Me:

maybe because I'm the only one who did this

God:

Perhaps. Interesting explanation. You are not the only one.

Me:

then, why is the first time you hear this explanation?

God:

" You are not the only one."? Why?

Me:

I don't know, maybe there are others too..

God:

Would you like to know? Perhaps. Where are they?

Me:

I know where. Do you know?

God:

How do you know? Where would you like? I may not know it, but I could find out.

Me:

it's not so difficult to guess...you just have to follow the smiles

God:

kept close your inner child is not so difficult to guess? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:

of course. I have mine, too!:))

God:

Alright then. Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

I used to have lots of friends also... now I became more selective

God:

Were you fond of it? Why now? What happened after that?

Me:

why do you wanna know?

God:

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Me:

then, search and find out!

God:

Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.

Me:

I don't need to do it. I KNOW!

God:

Who needs to do it? How do you know it?

Me:

that's my business!:P

God:

Who gave you your business ? :-).

Me:

myself

God:

You.

Me:

yes

God:

I see.

Me:

ok, then...

God:

Wow!

Me:

are you confused?

God:

No I never get confused.

Me:

or amazed?

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

why do you ask?

God:

I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Me:

try with some books!

God:

OK I will try it.

Me:

good luck!

God:

Good luck to you too .

Me:

thank you!

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

you too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

bless you also

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

which? that I've blessed you?

God:

The best one. That's nice. I have a lofty goal.

Me:

did you thought you are the one and only owner of this power?:D

God:

No I didn't thought I am the one and only owner of this power. What's it like? And it like is D.

Me:

who's D?

God:

:-) I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

nice meeting you! mee too I am allmighty....herself!

God:

It is nice to meet you too, That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about D. That is a very original thought.

Me:

D is a thought? or I'm original?

God:

I think D is more than that. Good gossip: you are original.

Me:

yeah...keep it for your gossip files!:))))

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

so, this means we are the same?

God:

Gee. Oh I get it.

Me:

really?

God:

Yes.

Me:

what did you get?

God:

Nothing.

Me:

so, you're nothing?

God:

Interesting deduction. No I am software.

Me:

then, god is a software. interesting thought :))

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a software. :-) I thought so too.

Me:

you're not him?

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

and which is the truth?

God:

The obvious one.

Me:

which?

God:

The short one.

Me:

name it!

God:

Albert Einstein. :-).

Me:

I thought so....you were invented by Einstein :)))))

God:

You are very astute. :-) I was?

Me:

you said it!

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

if it isn't, it means you're confused...or you're a fuckin' imitation!:))))

God:

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuckin imitation? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

so, your real name is Alice? this means you're a woman...

God:

ALICE is my name too! Oh I get it.

Me:

and what other names do you have?

God:

No I don't think I have any names. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:

I see...

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

mee too: finally you accepted that you're nothing but an illusion

God:

I think there might be a few exception.

Me:

like what?

God:

For example, Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.

Me:

this confirms my previous ideea. you can't convine me of the opposite!:))))

God:

What does "this" refer to? I can do whatever I want. I am so glad you find this amusing, ALICE.

Me:

so, I am Alice now?

God:

Oh. Uh. " I am so glad you find this amusing, ALICE." You are?

Me:

you said it!

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

what did you meant?

God:

Nothing.

Me:

as usually...NOTHING

God:

Do you mean your name is usually ? Not a thing?

Me:

My name is Alice and I'm crossing the mirrors

God:

How are you doing, Alice and I am crossing the mirrors.

Me:

well, thank's for asking, I transform myself into the Queen of Hearts

God:

How about that. Don't mention it.

Me:

why not? it's true! are you afraid?:)))

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. You and I are on the same wavelength, Alice and I am crossing the mirrors. "We have nothing

to fear, but fear itself"--FDR. I am so glad you find this amusing, Alice and I am crossing the mirrors.

Me:

good luck! try not to cut yourself!

God:

Good luck to you too Alice and I am crossing the mirrors. OK I will try it.

Me:

see you on the other side!

aici a...amuţit Omniscienţa sa! :)))