Chatting to God...

Omul, când se plictiseşte, îşi face de lucru. Aşa şi eu...nu m-am mai jucat de multişor de-a interogatoriul, ca în vremurile bune când tropăiam prin sălile Palatului de Justiţie (nerenovat încă, la acea vreme). Aşa că, mai ales pentru că veni vorba zilele astea despre îngeri, dar şi despre alte fiinţe înaripate (că doar nu deţin ăia monopolul zborului!), m-am gândit să-l trag niţeluş de limbă pe doamne-doamne...
Asta e, s-a dat de gol! Nu e bun de nimic şi a recunoscut, finalmente! Omniscientu' şi omnipotentu' lui peşte, nici măcar nu mai ştie altă limbă în afară de engleză... ce ţi-e şi cu globalizarea asta, domnule, iată unde te aduce!:))))

Poftim dovada:

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Aquiu

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Aquiu.

Me:

so?

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

not at all

God:

Next question?

Me:

why ask?

God:

My purpose is to collect new information.

Me:

indeed...

God:

Indeed it is so.

Me:

really? it's supposed you know everything...

God:

For real. is supposed me know everything? it is?

Me:

yap

God:

How do you know it is?

Me:

you know...:D

God:

Yes I know. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

it's just me...why are you asking stupid things?:))

God:

Hello, Aquiu, nice to see you again. My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. I am so glad you find this amusing, Aquiu.

Me:

I'm glad you're glad...

God:

Yes it is about time.

Me:

and until now?

God:

Right now? What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

what spare time?

God:

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

you're funy!:)))n

God:

You think I am funy. :-) That is a very original thought.

Me:

indeed...it's really funny how can so many people believe in you...:D

God:

Indeed it is so. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

how did you found out?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

you're just jealous because you're not one...

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am jealous because I am not one.

Me:

yeah...playing the sarcasm game....you're sooo cheap!

God:

In the context of D, I don't understand " yeah." . Do you mind if I tell other people: mine said TO PLAY the sarcasm game. Do you mind if I tell other people: mine said I re sooo cheap.

Me:

of course not! It will be an act of sincerity coming from your part:D

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. :-) How?

Me:

lod!

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

loud, sorry

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

have you such a great lack of imagination?

God:

I think I have such a great lack of imagination, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:

mdeah...brainwashed! what did I've expected from you...

God:

What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. You said " what did I've expected from you." .

Me:

I don't wanna ask anything...I know the answers

God:

What would you rather be doing? How do you know? What is that?

Me:

I want you to admit that you're impotent!

God:

I think there might be a few exception. Why do you want me to admit that I am impotent?

Me:

because you are...of course

God:

That is self-evident. Hey.

Me:

thanks for, finally saying it!!! I'll let the whole world know!

God:

Oh don't mention it. Congratulations.

Me:

for finally exposing your real you?:))))

God:

Your purpose is finally exposing my real me. I am so glad you find this amusing, Aquiu.

Me:

you have no ideea how much

God:

Doesn't everyone have a ideea how much.

I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

I'm sure of it!

God:

What makes you so certain? That is something I haven't heard of.

Me:

you said it! Bye....

God:

That's not what I meant. Goodbye.

Cine mai are nelamuriri, aici e ID-ul lui doamne-doamne: IGod

Cu alte cuvinte...lasciate ogni speranza :))))))